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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza comes out of the oven."

"Who was the only president that was not guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."

"What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones? Original Jokes."

"I just established the five hour rule for tequila spilled on the floor."

"How to kiss: 1-open your mouth 2-wider 3-wider 4-unhinge jaw 5-summon the Dark Overlord"

"What's the difference between an Irish funeral and an Irish wedding? One less drunk"

"Why did princess Diana cross the road? because she wasn't wearing a seat belt"

"What do you call electricity still flowing today? Current."

"Luke: Did you get the card I made you? Vader: I couldn't read it. Your handwriting is awful. Luke: I HAD TO WRITE WITH MY LEFT HAND."

"When a man speaks in the forest and there is no wife to hear... is he still wrong?"