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Joke of the Day
"Who was the only president that was not guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."
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"My sweatpants just greeted me at the door like a loyal dog."
"Why can't any of the seven dwarfs share the same name? Because that could create a pair o' Docs."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Claude ! Claude who ? Claudework Orange !"
"Two men have been arrested for stealing a calender.. They both got six months."
"What happened when the mathematician put seaweed on her boobs? Algae-bra!"
"What kind of dog is a person's best friend? A palmatian!"
"Think the walk of shame sucks now, imagine doing it in the 80s in corduroy pants. Everyone heard you leaving."
"So in The Matrix they feed you the liquified remains of the dead through a tube but you get to sleep and be online all day? I'm listening."
"The person who came up with ""happily ever after"" probably didn't realize humans would live longer than 34 years."