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Joke of the Day
"What's a politicians favorite kind of dance move? Poll dancing!"
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"What do older women wear? Depends"
"What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?... ....a smile and wave!"
"When I was little, I didn't give a fuck about what to wear. My parents dressed me up. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it seems they didn't give a fuck either."
"How do you mail an egg? In a henvelope!"
"What does a witch enjoy cooking most? Gnomelettes."
"My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up. Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order..."
"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."
"How do skeletons make a baby? They bone"
"All barcode tattoos ring up as ranch dressing. Every single one of them."