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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Muslims on a Plane? PASSENGERS!"

"Did you hear about the guy who lost his shovel? His name was Douglas"

"Why did the Mexican food go to counseling? It wanted to taco bout his feelings"

"Snooki doesn't like her nickname. OK. What's another name for a drunken slut? Damn. Paris Hilton is already taken."

"Everyone's gynecologist uses the term battle damage,' right?"

"Do not fap on a plane.. Unless you enjoy hijacking"

"Honest slogan Benadryl- ""Because you can't have the sniffles while in a sleep coma"""

"Roses are red, Relationships are rare... BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE!"

"President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!"

"*walks into bank dragging one of those giant checks behind me* *everyone claps & cheers* *hands check over to teller* Check is for $1.00"