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Joke of the Day
"What has 3 tails 4 trunks and 6 feet ? An elephant with spare parts !el"
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"When she stops crying and gets really quiet, keep your guard up. You're experiencing what scientists refer to as ""the eye of the shitstorm."""
"Do Frenchmen like slides? OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIII!"
"I may or may not have just tried unlocking the wrong car for 15 minutes."
"Being a newspaper boy combines two of my favorite things: legally throwing things at people's houses & keeping my fellow citizens informed"