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Joke of the Day

"Black Betty walked into a butcher shop and asked for beef. The butcher replied, ""No Black Betty, Ham or Lamb?"""

"Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care"

"How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete? A Brazilian."

"Enemas make shit happen. No seriously."

"Whats similar between a non alcoholic beer and your sisters pussy Tastes right but feels wrong"

"How fast can you travel in any direction in an airport? Terminal velocity."

"[at party] friend: is dave coming? me: cool dave or dave who likes watering holes & has amnesia? Dave: well, well, well..who do we have here"

"Why are most hurricanes named after women Because when they come they are wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car."

"What an Idea..!!! My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory. Why didn't I think of that?"

"A scoutmaster asked one of his troop what good deed he had done for the day. 'Well' said the Scout. 'Mum had only one dose of castor oil left so I let my baby brother have it.'"