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Joke of the Day
"Meaningless statistics are up 17% today"
Next Joke
"Where do porn actresses wait for their turn in a baseball themed orgy? The on-dick circle of course."
"Who were the shortest people in the Bible? Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, ""Silver andgold I have none,"" and no one could be much shorter than that."
"A woman had a dog with no legs. She took it out for a drag every morning."
"What did the papa ghost say to the baby ghost. Fasten your sheet belt."
"A man goes to his doctor The doctor says ""Sir, you have HIV"", the man responds ""Wow, you can't even trust your own kids these days!""."
"There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it."
"The Bible TL;DR"
"Did I ever tell you about the time I went to the doctor to get my blood type when I was super depressed? He said B Positive"
"My son wanted to go to Disney, but I told him little boys who ruin marriages don't go to Disney."