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Joke of the Day

"Meaningless statistics are up 17% today"

"Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said ""No, we had morals."""

"I ran into Harambe for the first time in a while last night, so we decided to go get a drink. Bartender: what'll you have? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: no, he'll have a shot."

"So I got a nose job last Tuesday... It's amazing what hookers will do if you tip them. (Original joke)"

"I'm glad they outlawed texting while driving. I can finally get some use out of this calligraphy set."

"computer jokes Client to designer: ""It doesn't really look purple. It looks more like a mixture of red and blue."""

"30/05/2016 Whenever i have sex, it's a race to see who comes first. Me or the police"

"If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before."

"Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army? To avoid the draft!"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue when he drank his coffee? ....Because he drank it before it was cool."