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Joke of the Day
"Women have a better memory than men... Because they change it so often."
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"Did you guys hear who killed Alicia Keys? No oooneee, noooo oneee, nooooooo oooooonnneeee http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rywUS-ohqeE"
"Confucius say... Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night."
"I spent too much money on video games this month. All of my savings have gone up in steam."
"Whenever I put on my Ocean Pacific (op) pants I feel I must say something meaningful."
"A farmer in Devon has made history by growing a field of dildos! Unfortunately she's had a lot of problems with squatters."
"How many times can you watch the Godfather movies before you're bored? More than a Coppola times....Solozzo times I guess..don't be a Fredo gettin' addicted to it.... It's Kay :)"
"When do hamburgers most enjoy watching TV? During PRIME time!"
"*stands near cute dude in store* ME [pretending to be on my phone]: PLEASE doctor, when will I be cured of my no gag reflex problem *winks*"
"I pulled the trigger on myself... now I'm triggered."