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Joke of the Day
"Today was a sad day - we had to pull the plug on my granpa cause I needed the outlet for my laptop"
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"I put as much effort into life... As the guy who named the sleeping bag"
"I like my women like I like my hard drives... FAT and 32."
"What does a redneck and yeast have in common? They are both ""in-bread"" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke."
"Q: Why do women have tits? A: So men will talk to them."
"Why was the bald king so sad? Because he had no heir."
"Broke my make-up mirror this morning. I thought people would say 7 yrs of bad luck but mostly it's been, ""Your eyeliner is really crooked."""
"Men 1845: I just killed a buffalo. Men 1952: I just fixed the roof. Men 2016: I just shaved my legs."
"I hear Sisyphus was a musical genius The original master of rock and roll!"
"Surprise your partner in bed by dying in your sleep"