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Joke of the Day

"How does one make a Nazi? With a ropesy."

"Have you heard of probability before? The student replied, ""probably"""

"I inherited an Epipen My friend gave it to me as he was dying. It seemed very important to him that I have it."

"My cousin is having trouble with the mods on Reddit... ...he's my cousin twice [removed]"

"Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?"

"POP RACIST MATH PROBLEM QUIZ! Jamal has $600 rims on his car. He's traveling at 45 mph. How many children does Jamal have? show your work."

"I don't know why I got fired from my job at the M&M factory. I threw out all the Ws, they should be happy!"

"The moments I'm not eating are somewhat torturous."

"Whats the difference between a Hoover and a Harley? The position of the dirtbag."

"I'm disappointed *The Social Network* movie about Facebook didn't have an epic Farmville scene."