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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug addict? The prostitute can wash her crack and then use it again!"

"Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's? The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points."

"There's nothing funny about vagina jokes Period."

"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Campbell in the chin. He broke every bone in that leg."

"I need to get in shape. If I was murdered right now my chalk outline would be a circle."

"What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue? You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!"

"Why did the Mexican take xanax? Hispanic attacks."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award? He was outstanding in his field."

"Friend: ""Hey, want me to get out my didgeridoo so I can play for you?"" I'd rather you didgerididn't."

"Why did the Baker rob the Banker? Cause he knead that dough. ........ Sorry I'm drunk"