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Joke of the Day
"A Nazi and Jew walk into a bar.... Or was it a gas chamber i can't remember"
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"Why it is important that you grow mustaches? So that when you lick pussy they absorb the acids and therefore protect your teeth from falling off."
"Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket? Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)"
"What do you say when someone hands you a nice, ripe blunt in Germany? Danke"
"Want to hear a joke? Donald Trump. Oh wait it's not funny anymore."
"My mom said she's going to dig a hole in the garden and fill it full of water.... ....she means well"
"""You can't tell me what to do!"" I screamed, and ate the packet of silica gel."
"What do you call graduates from secret society school? Alumniati"
"You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose but you might not be able to do either if your hands are severely disfigured."
"What do gospel and interracial porn have in common? Gifted black people and constant calls to God."