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Joke of the Day

"Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's? The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points."

"What do you call a mathematician who drinks too much? A functioning alcoholic."

"Happy Fourtho de Mayo."

"How do you take a screenshot of a picture of a circumcision? Using the snipping tool"

"How did Geordi La Forge go blind? He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck."

"I'm not concerned with babies on airplanes, but grown adults who don't fly often need their own terminal."

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife."

"I always suspected that Matthew McConaughey was a rebel. That suspicion was confirmed when I saw what he wore every single day after Labor Day. All white, all white, all white."

"Why is Ireland so rich? Because their capital is always Dublin."

"What literary devices do butchers use? Meataphors."