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Joke of the Day

"Three legged dog Did you hear about the three legged dog that walked into the bar looking for the man that shot his paw."

"Just heard a little boy call his mom ""mother,"" as if both had already accepted the fact that he'd become a serial killer some day."

"Did you know Garfield the cat used to be a hip hop artist? Word is he used to rap with OdieB"

"They say you can't tell a funny joke about terrorism, but you can. It's all in the execution."

"I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot."

"God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No"

"In a serious water shortage /r/showerthoughts should be shut down."

"What do animals read in zoos? Gnus papers."

"Every time I raise my arm a little, a falcon lands on it. It was super-cool at first, but now I'm starting to get annoyed."

"One of my buddies lost his right arm in a car accident which is a huge bummer, so much money wasted on tattoos"