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Joke of the Day

"Just heard a little boy call his mom ""mother,"" as if both had already accepted the fact that he'd become a serial killer some day."

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"I asked my mom to tell me a joke... ""Your love life"" wasn't the response I was looking for."
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"What kind of dog did the sad cantaloupe get? A melon collie!"
"I'm like a cupcake, I'll go straight to your ass, girl."
"How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime? Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)"
"Why is Hillary spelled with 2 L's? One for 2008 and one for 2016."
"Where do Mormon deer call home? Salt Lick City"
"""Whenever one door closes, another opens."" ""Wow, you must be very optimistic about life."" ""No, I live in a haunted house."""