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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."

"What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down? Married."

"[i read a pun] me: ugh, no [i make a pun] me: BEHOLD THE ARTISTRY"

"What do lawyers and sperm have in common? Both have a 1 in 2 millon chance of being a person someday."

"How can you tell if a woman is wearing pantyhose? If her ankles swell when she farts."

"What is the hardest part about being a pedophile? Trying to fit in"

"I went to the store to buy condoms, the cashier asked me if I needed a bag. I told her ""No, she's not that ugly"""

"Like Rachel Dolezal, I too have been pretending to be something I'm not. For years, I've pretended to be white, when I'm actually a ladder."

"Be careful people,there are a lot of scams on the internet For 19.99 I can show you how to avoid them"

"Damn I hate this time of year I just get so damn Claustrophobic"