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Joke of the Day
"What does a sassy ghost say? Boo you whore"
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"Daughter: Here you go! Me: You're my favorite. Son: Yesterday, you said I was your favorite! Me: Yesterday, you were closest to the remote."
"Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? Seriously. That other guy hasn't answered yet, and I'm dying to find out!"
"Why are there so many more men in the military? Because ladies go in first."
"If guns don't kill people, people kill people, Then it must also be true that toasters don't toast toast. Toast toast toast."
"What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - ""Man, this place ROCKS!"" (from Stephen King - The Cell)"
"I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the ""why aren't you wearing pants"" look."
"So some Mexican lady named Patricia listened to the new Adele and cried so much she's flooding Mexico"
"How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb and one to hold the penis [cough], father [ah], ladder"
"On which side do you drive? American: Right-side. Britisher: Left-side Indian: Depends on which side the oncoming traffic is."