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Joke of the Day
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else."
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"My roommate is really dedicated to dental hygiene just last night I heard her using an electric toothbrush for what seemed like an hour"
"I like to make a sandwich with just cucumbers and pickles... I call it the Before and After"
"Where do alcoholics get their breakfast pastries? Drunken Donuts"
"Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."
"What's a dog's favorite chip? Ruffles :)"
"*Pulls gun* Alright give me the money, and don't try anything stupid."" *Tries to put a fork in a light socket* ""Hey! What did I just say""!?"
"What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky? *Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer."
"""You're not gonna get a quote out of me."" - Donald J. Trump ""Wrong."" - Donald J. Trump"
"Son: Dad, you work so hard and never get any credit. You're like a superhero! Dad: Nice try. You're still not getting the Internet password."