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Joke of the Day
"why do i love bananas so much? they have a peel"
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"My Dad got a new Lexus for my Mom this Mother's Day. He says it's the best trade he's ever made."
"What would you call a social media marketing genius? Masterbaiter"
"What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love? You cantelope!"
"Why Doesn't Donald Trump Buy Toilet Paper? Because he has some toilet-toupee."
"""We suspect you may have inability to vocalise emotion disease"" ""I can't say I'm surprised"" *doc strokes beard* ""Hmm yes.Just as we thought"""
"Microsoft will start making ... vacuum cleaners. It will be the only thing they make that doesn't suck."
"My wife asked me to take out the trash. I said, ""Why Should I? You cooked it!"""
"What do you call an undulating pig? Swinusoidal."
"What's the gummy stuff between sharks teeth? Slow swimmers."