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Joke of the Day
"What did the egg say to the water? I cant get hard, i just got laid by the chicken."
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"[climbs a Tibetan mountain for 6 days & stumbles out of breath into a Buddhist monastery] please. please tell me u have wifi"
"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."
"What's red and smells like blue paint?... Red paint."
"How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye? ""Seizure later!"""
"Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys."
"Did you hear about the American Athlete who was stripped of all her medals? When Olympic officials tested her urine, they found traces of Lance Armstrong."
"What do you call a sudden fart? An institute."
"A Trochee looks at his friend and says ""you look a little stressed"". The friend says ""i am"""
"Happy 1 year anniversary to the Lean Cuisine in my freezer!"