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Joke of the Day

"A Trochee looks at his friend and says ""you look a little stressed"". The friend says ""i am"""

"Breathing heavily, she asked me what I can give her. Me: ""I'll give you a hint, it starts with a D"" Her: ""Oh yess, I can't wait!"" Me: ""That's right, get ready for some disappointment!"""

"Where do polar bears go to have emotional breakthroughs? The CathArctic."

"Two guys walk into a bar... ""Ouch!"""

"Why is Microsoft skipping Windows 9 and going straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"

"How did David Bowie die? An American scared him to death."

"I was in a gang once. We wore blue, traveled in packs, and ruled our turf with shiny instruments...wait. Band. I was in the marching band."

"When someone replies late... If NASA can find a way to send an image of Pluto using that Hubble Space Telescope from 4.67 billion miles then why can't you message me?"

"Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes that remember birthdays and anniversaries."

"Turns out I can hold my breath with a pillow over my face way longer than an old person. Innocent mistake.."