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Joke of the Day
"How does Hillary Clinton say goodbye? ""Seizure later!"""
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"BREAKING NEWS: A man breaks two ribs while laying in bed! ...and we'll return after this short commercial with more on how a man attempted to suck his own penis!"
"How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!"
"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree..... I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."
"People are always mistaken thinking there is only 1 letter in the pirate dictionary, in actual fact there is 10 Eye eye, argh and the 7 seas"
"Interviewer: Any questions? Me: On the sitcom Friends, how come the only couch at the coffee shop was always available for them?"
"There is a new Jason vs Michael Myers movie coming out... ..I guess it will be a silent film?"
"Did you hear about that new black hole? It's near Uranus.."
"Gonorrhea is the name of the medication used to treat diarrhea, right?"
"The Hurricane by Rufus Blownoff"