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Joke of the Day
"Turns out there isn't a single sexy explanation for having a fork in your bed."
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"A farmer walks into his wife's bedroom with a sheep.... And says ""This is the pig I'm fucking."" His wife replies ""That's a sheep you fucking idiot!"" And the farmer says ""I wasn't talking you!"""
"What did the cannibal girl do after she dumped her boyfriend? Wiped her butt."
"Monica Lewinsky's favorite Green Bay Packer? Clinton-Dix"
"Have you heard about the new up and coming racially biased dice game? They're calling it nazi"
"If I eat healthy today then I can have one piece of candy as a reward. If I eat unhealthy, then I can have the whole bag."
"Knock knock Knock Knock... Who's there? The police The police who? Mam, your son is dead."
"What does modern horror films and the 2000 presidential election have in common? It's Al Gore"
"What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!"
"I have a dog with no legs. His name is Cigarette because I have to take him out for a drag."