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"I'm getting worried about this Ebola virus. I mean, I've got Norton but."
"Can I homeless person a cigarette off someone"
"I farted in an Apple Store Not my fault they don't have Windows"
"Making a business call while sexting is surprisingly difficult. Mmm yes, baby, suck my purchase order."
"I like my coffee like i like my movies... Black to the Future."
"""Make cave drawing. It last longer."" - Cavewoman bitch"
"A horse walks into a bar, orders a beer. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" And the horse answers, ""They've started a round of layoffs at the plant."""
"Freedom of speech only means you can't be jailed for it. You still have to be accountable for what comes out of your stupid, bigoted face."
"Johnny wants to go bathroom Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!"