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Joke of the Day

"I've started a time travellers club The first meeting will be yesterday at 5pm"

"Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun."

"Coworker: That's a stupid song Me: Your face is stupid Coworker: Way to be mature Me: YOUR FACE IS MATURE!!"

"I wish I could be like Wall Street Seems to be in bed with a lot of people these days!"

"One of America's Longest Running Gags... Trickle-down Economics"

"A good way to make friends is to crawl under the bathroom stall quickly before they can get away"

"My wife wanted one of those ""unique"" names for our son. So we named him Jason The 'J' sounds like 'Th'. The ""ason"" is silent. You add ""omas"" on the end."

"I see Paris, I see France, I got a great new pair of binoculars from an overpriced sporting goods store today"

"What do you call a fat relative around Halloween? A plump-kin"

"Closing a browser window when someone walks by my computer is the most Pavlovian thing that I do."