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Joke of the Day

"Q: How do you reuse a condom? A: Turn it inside out, and shake the fuck out of it."

"Give a man a fish, he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, he gets drunk."

"All you need is WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape."

"What does a gamer say when he get married? GG."

"blacksmith joke A blacksmith asked his apprentice, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" He replied: ""No, but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""

"All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school But honestly, being homeschooled sucked."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman - What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? - Snowballs."

"3 potatoes are in a corner. How do you know which one is the prostitute? You look at the one with the sticker that says, I DA HO."

"[aircraft carrier] *paints a T on the helipad* Captain: No it has to have an H Me: Why? *train sounds approaching* Captain: Oh dear god"

"Two tampons are walking down the street towards you, which one says hello? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts!"