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Joke of the Day
"How did the mathematician solve his problem with constipation? He worked it out with a pencil"
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"Kids are so dumb u think Santa's elves made that PS4 yeah right like Sony would ever let that happen learn basic copyright law u lil shits"
"Over the years, my sexual fetishes have been getting more perverse But it wasn't until I spanked a statue that I realized I hit rock bottom"
"I'm 99% sure I have trust issues. Though I'm not sure I trust my math. Edit: I grammar well"
"I'm 1% inspiration, 1% perspiration, 98% masturbation."
"Every day at my 4 PM computer science class that the teacher is late to... ""4:04 teacher not found"""
"Why did the blonde go to church? B/c she heard there was a guy hung like [this](https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)"
"What do you call a frugal Transformer? Optimus Dime."
"Asking a girl to the barbecue. Me: ""You going to the barbecue?"" Her: ""What barbecue?"" Me: ""The one where I stick my meat on your grill."""
"My girlfriend told me to go out and bring back something that made her look sexy. I came home drunk."