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Joke of the Day

"What did the redneck say when she lost her virginity? GET OFF ME DAD, you're crushing my cigarettes!"

"What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade? acidic juice"

"Yo mama in a wheelchair and says ""You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."""

"I was gonna cut my hair, but I kind of like it, It's growing on me."

"PSA for vacationing families: Don't let your kids play PokemonGo at Disney. They'll get eaten by wild Feraligatrs."

"I hate it when you offer someone a sincere compliment on their mustache, And then suddenly she's not your friend anymore..."

"A man was arrested from leaving families of puppies in the street. He was charged with littering"

"How did the frog die? He Kermitted suicide"

"What is the Puerto Rican national anthem? Row row row your boat"

"What do you call Batman who skips Church? Christian *Bale*"