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Joke of the Day

"2 cars had a head-on collision in Mexico today.. 34 people died."

"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? Telling your parents you're gay."

"Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die? Because he was in de-nile."

"My wife said that my pen!s closely resembles a Tic Tac. She was proud of her remark until I asked her why her sister still has bad breath then."

"Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"""

"A woman got wooden breast implants yesterday. It would be funny if this joke had a punch line wooden tit."

"A dentist goes to another dentist to fix a cavity. When his dentist started to explain the procedure, he stopped him and said, ""Don't worry, I know the drill."""

"Whats the difference between a rooster and a whore? A rooster says cock-a-doodle-do and a whore says any-cock'll-do"

"Tattooes turn an average man into a man to look twice at. If i see ink i know he can handle pain....and that works for me, cause I'm a pain."

"What rhymes with orange? No it doesn't!"