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Joke of the Day
"What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays."
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"Why Don't Lobsters Share? Because they're shellfish."
"So what if I don't know what ""apocalypse"" means. It's not like it's the end of the world"
"TIFU by mixing up my wives subway orders. I gave Lucy's to Rosa, and Rosa's to Lucy."
"Why did Adele cross the road? Because she wanted to say: > Hello from the other side..."
"When it comes to physically abusive relationships... They are hit or miss"
"""I'm tired but I'd really love to be exhausted and covered in my own sweat."" - Naps"
"dave is coming to play poker ""dave from college or dave who walks like he's in a video game?"" [dave takes 3 tries to walk through open door]"
"BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear? A: Data transfer."
"He told me he was uncomfortable dating someone with so much inflatable furniture."