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Joke of the Day
"John Lennon would have been 82 years old today had he not perished on 9/11. #KONY2012"
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"Ugh I completely forgot to do something with my life."
"Breaking News: A Pillow Did you hear about the corduroy pillow on the news? ... It made headlines..."
"What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life? Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window"
"What is Vladimir Putins favorite food? Peaches and Krim"
"If my husband doesn't like my cooking, he can buy his meth somewhere else."
"If you got into an accident with Hillary and Trump, who would you rescue? America"
"A baby seal... ... walks into a club."
"Another International Ninja Day went completely unnoticed."
"What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away? Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit."