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Joke of the Day
"If you got into an accident with Hillary and Trump, who would you rescue? America"
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"An American bartender, an African bartender and an Asian bartender walk into a bar. And they start working right away. Damn, what a busy night.(:"
"*wears a tuxedo tshirt to interview as a joke* McDonald's Manager: Oh wow, are you from corporate?"
"If I'm murdered, I hope I'm able to write out the killer's name in blood and then ""sucks"" underneath"
"It's kind of fcuked up that Valentine's Day is the only socially acceptable time to trade sexual favors for gifts."
"What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to his wife when she cheated on him? ""May divorce be with you."""
"My wife and I have been seeing a counselor for our sex life, and things have really been improving. We take turns on her."
"I duct taped a stick to the front of the lawn mower today so I could feel like I was riding a majestic unicorn that eats grass super fast."
"What do you call a piece of pasta that doesn't have any friends? Cannelonely!"
"Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents? He's an orphan."