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Joke of the Day

"If you got into an accident with Hillary and Trump, who would you rescue? America"

"While doing their job, why do teachers lose self-respect for themselves? It's DeGrading"

"Was driving with my dad the other day and he told me to get the map out of the glove box. Easy there Indiana Jones, I will just google it."

"Einstein made a theory about space, And it was about time, too!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Andy ! Andy who ? Andy little gadgets to have door knockers !"

"Did you hear about the overachieving masturbator? He's constantly outdoing himself."

"What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob"

"I called my doctor and told her I have an erection that's lasted longer than 4 hours. We're meeting for drinks in 30 minutes."

"Why can you trust noone in the savannah? Cause they be lion."

"So my software came in today ... My mom asked if it was the curtains she ordered. I opened the box and turned around. ""Nope, just my Windows."" edit: [windows](https://i.imgur.com/niu6mMM.jpg)"