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Joke of the Day
"If you feed Donald Trump after midnight or put him in water what will he turn into? A Kremlin."
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"What do you think of Dracula films? Fangtastic!"
"You know what really grindes my gears? When I don't push the clutch down far enough."
"Whats a Porn Stars Favorite Drink? 7up in cider."
"When I die I don't want a big funeral. I'd just like a few of my close friends to get together and try to bring me back to life..."
"A roman walks into a bar holds up two fingers and says ""5 beers please""."
"I got arrested at the airport last week. Appearently security doesn't like it when you call shotgun before boarding the plane."
"Why do volleyball player want to join the armed forces? For the chance to gain some experience in the service."