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Joke of the Day
"I got a black girlfriend now. I burned my hand on the stove."
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"Million Dollar Idea: Teach pugs to DJ, create a new genre of music...pugstep."
"Q: Did you hear that NASA recently put a bunch of Holsteins into low earth orbit? A: They called it the herd shot 'round the world."
"Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work."
"Nobody wants to see your Ice Bucket Challenge video. Good talk."
"(30 year old white guy voice) what we need is change in the political system which is why im voting for my neighbors dog that bites children"
"Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever."
"Why did the two suicide bombers blow themselves up on the same room? So they could be splatmates."
"I asked my grandma what she wanted for Christmas & all she said was ""a race war"" (??)"
"If you jump off a bridge in Paris... You are in seine"