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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A milkshake"
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"What do you call a snake that likes history? A HISSStorian."
"The square was killed 10 minutes ago... The killer must be a-round"
"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece."
"I heard Iran is supposed to do well at the olympics this year They're the bomb"
"I read the Constitution... ...but only for the articles."
"3 things happened to me today 1. I woke up 2. I met a hot girl 3. I kissed a hot girl But it happened in this order, 1. I met a hot girl 2. I kissed a hot girl 3. I woke up"
"Some of us learn from the mistakes of others. The rest of us have to be the others."
"She's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book."
"If a murderous killing machine came back from the future.. And calculated all matrices. Would he be the Determinator?"