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Joke of the Day
"She's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book."
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"Want to hear a funny abortion joke? Sorry, couldn't conceive one."
"Parallel parking reality show. Get on that."
"Why did the tree have lots of fans? Because he was Poplar!"
"WHY IS IT CALLED ""CAPS LOCK"" AND NOT ""CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"""
"What's the difference between George W. Bush and Hitler? Hitler was an evil *genius*."
"Pouring a bucket of white marbles into the hippo pen will result in a lifetime ban from the zoo no matter how hungry they looked."
"Mustard is the most vulgar of the condiments. Pardon my French's."
"I'd like to give a shout out Shout out to all the people wondering what the opposite of in is."
"A Rabbi, a Canadian, and a New Yorker walk into a bar Just kidding the Rabbi was actually a terrorist and they all died in the explosion!"