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Joke of the Day
"What's the worst thing about Fridays? Realizing it's only Tuesday."
Next Joke
"Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to become president? He'd have to move in to a smaller house in a black neighborhood."
"My boss thinks being gay is a disease so I called in queer this morning. But I reassured him that I should be straight again by tomorrow."
"When you watch Jersey Shore, Darwin cries."
"What do you do when a Chemist dies? You Barium."
"I've been up for 30 seconds and I am already exhausted."
"Scientists are attempting to clone Ice Age Cave Lions because running into a raccoon when I take out the trash isn't scary enough."
"There is no greater stress than the stress of a guy who forgot his phone & left it at home with his wife."
"Once I made the mistake of telling Jesus to take the wheel on a Sunday. Once."
"""If I should die before I wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face."""