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Joke of the Day
"I read the Constitution... ...but only for the articles."
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"If babies knew how shitty life gets they wouldn't be giggling so much. Ignorant little bastards."
"Don't worry about choosing between a job you love & one that pays money because you won't be able to find either"
"If you ever feel unimportant... Just remember Windows 9"
"Did you hear about the tragic crash of the small plane into the cemetery? So far they've recovered 324 bodies."
"Tried to make jokes on this plane about the other passengers' carryon bags, but they went over their heads"
"Where did Saddam Hussein keep his CDs? In Iraq"
"How do you spot Will Smith on a snowy Christmas morning? Look for Fresh Prince"
"My favorite tree died earlier. Now I have mourning wood."
"Teens are like the Magic 8ball of humans, they think they have all the answers & you want to shake them because what they said was stupid."