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Joke of the Day

"Oh, you dropped out of school to pursue your dreams? Cool. I'll have a number 1 and hold the lettuce please."

"A Good Lawyer Knows the Law A good lawyer knows the law; a great lawyer knows the judge."

"People find it fascinating I can lift 180kg from the bench. Weird, I thought people found it easy to stand up from park benches."

"If ANY of my posts have made even one person's day better,, then there's something seriously wrong with that person"

"Fast and the Furious just announced a new movie called Faster And Furiouser 3.1: You Get the Drift"

"* feels winds of change * realizes it's just a hole in my shorts"

"Ultimate confusion What is the ultimate confusion? Two gay guys in a hottub full of sausages."

"What do we have for dinner? Wookie steak. Is it any good? Well its a little Chewy"

"What do Karl Marx and the founder of Linux have in common? Both of them hate classes."

"Oh my god, killer snails are after us. Walk. Walk for your lives."