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Joke of the Day

"Shields. What is Captain America's shield made of? Vibranium. What is Hawkeye's Shield made of? **Quicksilver**"

"I would submit a chemistry joke But all the chemistry jokes argon"

"I've been thinking about getting a tattoo and I've finally decided on this one. I don't know what it means, but it looks really cool! "

"The worst moment for an insomniac is that flutter of realisation that you are falling asleep, which smacks you wide awake again."

"S&M ""Fuck me till it hurts."" *slap* ""Well, that was easy."""

"To the guy that found my empty wallet... I don't know how to repay you."

"What does a bunny use when it goes fishing? A harenet."

"Have you ever smelled mothballs before? How did you get the little legs apart?"

"did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"Just because nobody complains Doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect."