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Joke of the Day
"Will Smith was found guilty of murder. Investigators say they found fresh prints at the scene."
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"I'm going to have to rethink my time machine rental business. People keep bringing them back a day before they rented them."
"Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times."
"What is the difference between ovaries and testicles? There is a vas diference"
"*burglar breaks in* *i reach into my nightstand drawer, get my phone, & take his picture* Burglar: No I have a double chin! Me: I'll post it"
"I hope the last season of ""Lost"" will finally reveal if Jar Jar Binks wears boxers or briefs."
"What's the difference between having sex on two twin beds pushed together and Reganomics? You get fucked and fall through the cracks."
"Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally."
"A Chinese baby was born prematurely. Parents named him Sudden Lee."
"Finally got this fire hydrant open, but there was like, the opposite of fire inside"