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Joke of the Day
"Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is."
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"Dear Restaurant Managers: If more than 3 employees ask me how I'm enjoying my meal, I begin to wonder if you know something I don't know."
"Be the reason they create new laws."
"A Church threw a Celibacy Party. Nobody came."
"Where do minions shop? Banana Republic"
"Damn girl, are you Daenerys Targaryen? Because that ass could take over the world. Haha don't know if this is used or not yet but I dreamt up this joke so enjoy."
"got my blood test results back today, and it's just as i feared. my body is filled with a ton of blood."
"What do you call shy bladder incidents? Frozen pees"
"What did the cool dinosaur say to his mating partner? Dino-mate!"
"Don't think of me as 40. Think of me as two 20 yr olds."