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Joke of the Day

"Buying a smart car seems like a good idea until you hit a squirrel and flip over a few times."

"[Fortune Teller] ""I see great wealth, also danger."" Oh. ""And blue meth. Walt Jr. is crippled."" Are you watching Breaki- ""Jesse is so hot."""

"Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting? Because he's always fighting pirates XD"

"People who were huge fans of the Backstreet Boys are now in positions of responsibility, making important decisions."

"Next time I see a dead deer on the side of the road, I'm gonna leave and come back dressed as Santa with a sign that says ""Help, need ride!"""

"Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes bicycle pedals."

"What's the longest word in the world? Smiles. There's a mile between each 's'."

"What do you call a woman rolling around on a beach? Sandy"

"somewhere two teens in a love triangle are saying ""she faves you, but she RTs me"" to one another"

"Mom: ""Why are you always on your phone? What's so great about the internet?"" Me: It doesn't constantly ask me questions"