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Joke of the Day

"Pizza Hut: Hello Me: I'd like a hot dog bites pizzas PH: Pick up or delivery? Me: Based on that order, you think I get off the couch?"

"Reddit, what is the most disgusting joke you know of? I'll start What does eating yoghurt and a girl on her period have in common? You never know when the lumps appear..."

"I just found out diarrhea is genetic... It runs in your genes."

"Don't forget to make the strands of dead cells growing from ur skull look cute so u can attract a potential mate."

"The guy who invented the velcro died last week RIP"

"I caught my nephew doing drugs with me last night."

"""I can't wait to move back to Mexico."" -No Juan, ever"

"What did the blind paraplegic get for Christmas? cancer."

"Bras come in sizes A, B, C, etc. So what's the biggest bra? The Zebra."

"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"