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Joke of the Day
"The guy who invented the velcro died last week RIP"
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"What did the wall outlet say to the appliance? ""You're grounded."""
"I suffer from an unusual obsessive compulsive disorder, CDO I have to write acronyms in alphabetical order"
"Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower."
"Whats the difference between normal barbie and divorced barbie? The divorced barbie is $399 because it comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's furniture, etc."
"After doing it once they said a prostate exam is like riding a bike.. Without the seat."
"What do you give to an elephant who suffering from diarrhea? Space."
"What do good dragons read when they are pregnant? How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is."
"Got a paper cut turning the pages in my self-defense book."
"A bicycle can't stand on its own. . . . . because it is two-tired."