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Joke of the Day

"The guy who invented the velcro died last week RIP"

"Gosh, hell must be really awkward. I mean there's Hitler, and all the Jews."

"What did Goku want to be when he was growing up? a SAIYANtist!"

"Sorry, I can't go. My uncle's cousin's sister in law's best friend's insurance agent's roommate's pet goldfish died. Maybe next time? :)"

"I'm taking a course in self defense. I can't afford a trial lawyer."

"There are over 4 million workplace injuries reported every year. Play it safe...call in sick tomorrow."

"Two fish were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, do you know how to drive this? Now, two sharks were in a tank. One looks to the other and says, I don't think that's enough equity."

"Two blondes and a stripper walk into a bar. The second blonde should have seen it coming. The stripper usually does."

"What does a owl say when it stumps it foot? OOOOOWWWWLLLL...."

"If there really was a Purge, and all crime was legal for one night, I'd probably do something super crazy, like loiter."