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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a deaf chick in bed? Anything you want"

"What does the Pope and a Christmas tree have in common? The balls are for decoration only"

"What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO? You keep hearing about em but you never see em"

"If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? Neither. Horses can't sing."

"Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25"

"You shouldn't make fun of people who use Viagra. It's hard enough for them already."

"An American, a British and a German walks into a busy bar... bartender says,"" GET THE HELL OUT, I GOT NO TIME FOR JOKES'."

"My gay friend was up all night studying for his AP tests he was full of AP-ness"

"What Time Did Sean Connery Arrive at Wimbledon? Tennish"

"*wakes up early on weekend *makes 12 pancakes *wakes kids up ""Daddy, can we have waffles today???"" *eats 12 pancakes"