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Joke of the Day

"The other day, my friend said that he thinks that I might have Asperger's Syndrome. I couldn't tell if he was joking, or being serious, or happy, or sad, or angry, or frightened, or..."

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped prison? He was a small medium at large."

"A vandal smashed a hole in the strip club wall. The police are looking into it."

"Q: What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail? A: A horse and rider."

"I just did 50 crunches in an hour... the wrappers are everywhere."

"I hate it when people try to use big words when they clearly don't know their meaning. It makes them sound so gelatinous and isosceles."

"Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!"

"First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!"

"A blonde walks into a bar"

"I think my new neighbor is a rapist, but that's because I say, ""...said the rapist."" after every one of his sentences."