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Joke of the Day

"The good thing about having a lot of followers is that for every thousand there's about one who actually reads your tweets."

"Attachment isn't when 2 ppl chat night and day. When someone emails u and adds an image or data file with it, THAT FILE IS CALLED ATTACHMENT"

"Waiter: Did you save room for dessert? Me: Not really, I'm stuffed Waiter: Ok, I'll bring the check Me: I'll have the chocolate cake."

"I want to become famous... so that one day, when people approach me asking ""Hey, do I know you from somewhere?"" I can reply with ""I don't know, do you watch a lot of porn?"""

"Cheese isn't just grate, it's legendairy."

"What did the string say to the harp? No, you're a lyre!"

"What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? A taxidermist takes only your skin. [Mark Twain]"

"*phone rings* Wife: Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me: *dresses baby up in Superman costume & duct tapes him to ceiling fan* Wife - ""...."""""

"My name is Nate. My dyslexic friend told me he likes it, he thinks it's neat."

"A bad joke.... Two sailors walk into a bar. And both come out. (If you know this joke, great)"