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Joke of the Day

"What do Bees wear in the winter? *Yellow Jackets*"

"My wife reckons that recently I have become an awkward, arrogant cunt, and she just can't understand me. Seems like my French classes are going really well."

"A Buddhist Monk visits a hot dog stand in New York and says ""make me one with everything""."

"Did you hear they are planning to legislate that all time-telling devices should indicate numbers only as Roman numerals? Not on my watch!"

"Why did the boat know it had a leak? That sinking feeling..."

"Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants? He wanted a spare in case he had a split."

"What do you call a punch that can kill 20 kids and 6 adults? A Sandy Hook."

"Difference's Between two Jesus's What's the difference between a picture of Jesus and actual Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"Which emoticon indicates the desire to cover someone with fire ants?"

"Hey, want to play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!"