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Joke of the Day
"What do Bees wear in the winter? *Yellow Jackets*"
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"Your password must contain 9 letters, a treasure map, Drakes social security # & the sound Marv made on Home Alone when he stepped on a nail"
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"What did the clitorus say to its neighbor when he moved out of town.. See you labia"
"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"
"Hope you guys like this, it's been a tough day. I bought a pair of sneakers from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day. :("
"What's the best thing about fucking a pregnant woman? Getting a blowjob at the same time."
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"Why does repost always get to the top?... Most people reddit before"
"How do you get out of tipping on a $100 order? Order to go. Seriously, fuck you if you do this."