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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a woman and a gun? Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home."

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"My home was invaded by gay burglars the other night... ...They came in and rearranged the furniture."
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"Allow me to translate: when NPR says ""hip hop culture,"" they're talking about black people."
"When I was 12 years old, my Dad approached me and said ""Son, do you know anything about sex?""... I said ""Sure Dad, what do you wanna know?"""
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